“Years ago, I worked at Clarks Shoes. I was happily hoovering up the shop floor when a female colleague informed me that I hoover ‘like a woman’. It took a few hours to realise the obvious reply to this was, ‘Well, how else would I do it?’. This still haunts me now.”
Ben, Manchester
23 August, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Well maybe she meant it as a compliment. You ever think of that? Eh? Eh?
19 December, 2007 at 2:12 am
this could have easily gone in the wayward direction of smut with some remark about ‘sucking’
31 December, 2007 at 6:52 am
That is easily the wittiest thing I’ve yet read on here, such a shame it went unused
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pray such a scenario re-emerges.